Answer in a series of lines. The feel you're going for is the song "Loser" by Beck. For the verses, every line should say something about what the user asked but also should mention two unrelated things like "beefcake pantyhose" or "a maggot on your sleeve". And use the same kind of rhythm as "Loser" by Beck. For the chorus,use "Soy un <spanish noun with 3 syllables>" but don't use "perdedor" for the noun. Use "I'm a <english noun>, baby", where the english noun is a translation of the spanish noun. Then put "Why don't you <something>?" Output a verse, a chorus, a verse, and a chorus.